A Holiday Lament

Deck the halls with things electric
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Sony, Apple, Panasonic,
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Now they have some neat new features.
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But directions come from alien creatures.
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Why are “E” things still not easy?
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All the problems make me wheezy.
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Call the hot line with your issue.
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Someone in India can talk to you.
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So when the season comes a knocking.
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Put some coal in Sony’s Stocking.
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Toss the batteries and the hard drive.
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No phone, no iPod you’ll survive.
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